You work out of a Hotel?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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