dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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