You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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