Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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