Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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