You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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