So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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