Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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