I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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