you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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