She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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