Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Farmville is her only friend.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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