About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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