**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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