gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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