She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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