We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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