I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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