At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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