He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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