Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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