the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just invented taco cereal.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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