just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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