Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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