I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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