At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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