Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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