i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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