You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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