So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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