There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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