You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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