The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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