i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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