ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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