Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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