I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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