god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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