I bet he comes in French.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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