Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
babies were throwing up all over the place
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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