I hate all girls vehemently.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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