Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
