oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Mom said you looked used
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Please don't give away my fajitas
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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