So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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