Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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