so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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