Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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