Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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