just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
