Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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