i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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