i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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