I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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