The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I looked at my own cervix.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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