Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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